| oh my god, ben stiller is NOT funny.
alex |
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| i think its about time for a haircut...
and then maybe some new hats...
...kangol hats...
ALEX |
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| i think about twice a year i look
into the bathroom mirror and realize
that my left eyebrow isnt even with my right.
today was one of those days.
alex |
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| i had a dream that i cheated ahmet zappa
out of an ipod or computer or something,
so in return he charged me $490 instead of
$4.90 for some fried chicken at his
fried chicken stand. i already signed the reciept
before i noticed, so the joke was on me.
i even yelled and cussed at him in front of
my mom and little sister, but then we both
came to our senses and i apologized
and he gave me some free chicken.
oh ahmet. you suck at acting.
alex |
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